What's the deal now, baby? (one-off)

Title: What’s the deal now, baby?

Author: thekeyholder (Brigi)

Pairing: Banana1 and Banana2… Oh wait, BellDom :P

Rating: PG/13

Beta: the wonderful ms_belle10 . Get well soon, dear! *hugs*

Summary: Matt is a fruit vendor. One day he has to deal with a particularly choosey customer who gets out a rise of him, but the blonde still attracts him enormously.

Feedback: it’s better than Matt’s banana! xD You’ll see why I keep mentioning it…

Warnings: SILLY to the power two! I hope you’ll have fun, though!

Disclaimers: I don’t own Muse members, neither Viza’s lyrics. Oh and I don’t despise peasants, this is just for your entertainment.

Author’s note: This is my first one-off from the “Xmas for my dearest friends” series. It’s also my first BellDom comedy, so don’t criticize too harshly, okay? :P It’s a bit lame, I know…

 

Dedicated to Myth (starlight_myth) who’s my “media manager”, meaning she makes awesome icons, banners for my fics etc. Her newest masterpiece is my Bliss journal layout which I truly adore. Thank you for everything, dear! Hope you like this silliness!

 

The title is a lyric from a song called “Uzbek Brothel” by Viza, I thought its craziness goes well with the story. Listen to it here: www.zshare.net/video/83819692fe20b39f/ . Video made by my friend, Maha. Cheers!

 

 

( Life is just a bowl of cherries... )